Funny Valentine's Day Couple Shirts | Roses Are Red First 48 & Case Still Open Matching Set
Funny Valentine's Day Couple Shirts | Roses Are Red First 48 & Case Still Open Matching Set
Romance is dead — and honestly? Good riddance. These matching Valentine's couple shirts are for the duo that loves each other and true crime. One shirt reads "Roses are red, people are fake. I stay to myself so I won't be on the First 48" and the other fires back with "Case Still Open." It's the most honest Valentine's Day gift you'll ever give.
Why you'll love them:
- Hilarious dark humor matching set perfect for true crime obsessed couples
- Great Valentine's Day gift for couples who hate cheesy romance but love each other
- Perfect for Galentine's Day, anti-Valentine's parties, and everyday wear
- Available in soft tees, Comfort Colors, and cozy sweatshirts
- High-quality DTF print that won't crack or fade through repeated washing
The Set Includes:
- Shirt 1: "Roses are red, people are fake. I stay to myself so I won't be on the First 48"
- Shirt 2: "Case Still Open"
Product Sizing
📏 👕 Adult Unisex T-Shirt
Gildan Softstyle & Bella Canvas
- 100% preshrunk ring spun cotton jersey
- Lightweight, thin, soft fabric (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Designed as an everyday, breathable tee
- Sport Grey & Antique: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton
Comfort Colors®
- 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton
- Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Thicker and heavier feel
- Pre-shrunk
👶 Youth & Toddler T-Shirts
- Brand: Gildan Softstyle & Bella Canvas
- 100% preshrunk ring spun cotton jersey
- Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd²)
- Fabric blends may vary by color
🧥 Adult Unisex Sweatshirts
- Brand: GILDAN Heavy blend crewneck
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester
- Medium-heavy fabric
- Loose fit, runs true to size
Size & Fit
- Unisex fit
- Size chart included in listing images
- Please review size chart carefully before ordering
🎨 Print & Color Disclaimer
Printed designs may appear slightly different in person than on screen due to lighting, screen settings, and the printing process. Minor variations in color and image appearance are normal. High-quality DTF printing ensures long-lasting graphics that won't crack or fade through repeated washing.
❌ Returns & Exchanges
This item is made to order. Due to the made-to-order nature of our products, returns and exchanges are not accepted.
Production & Shipping
✂️ Production Time: 3–5 business days (Monday–Friday). Processing time does not include shipping.
📦 Shipping:
- USPS First Class (3–5 business days, estimated)
- Priority upgrade available at checkout
- Delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees
🧼 Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold or warm
- Wash inside out
- Non-chlorine bleach only
- Tumble dry low or lay flat
- Do not iron directly on the print
- Do not dry clean